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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Horse denier

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Horse denier

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

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      um excuse me your picture can’t be correct as birds aren’t real

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      That’s ridiculous, how can you say we’re all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

      • VitabytesDev@feddit.nl
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        That’s exactly what a bot would say.

    • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world
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      You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.

  • kamen@lemmy.world
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    Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

    • Zip2@feddit.uk
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      Give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins.

  • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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    Hbomberguy intensifies

  • OpenStars@piefed.social
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    No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:

    img 1

    img 2

    img 3

    img 4

  • LEONHART@slrpnk.net
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    Neigh? Nay.

    • rustydomino@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Take your upvote and gtfo

  • lugal@lemmy.ml
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    This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I don’t have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
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    List of things that don’t exist:

    • Horses
    • dan@upvote.au
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      also birds… they’re just spy drones.

  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If horses aren’t real then where is the power coming from the car’s engine? Checkmate.

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      Horses just measure the power, they don’t produce it. Read a book

  • TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com
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    that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse

  • HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone
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    its true, have you ever seen a horse? they’re made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.

    except maybe a donkey

    • Korne127@lemmy.world
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      have you ever seen a horse?

      yes!

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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        Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?

        • Korne127@lemmy.world
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          Yes I’m not talking about the pet play

      • OpenStars@piefed.social
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        Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃

      • oo1
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        6 months ago

        neigh

  • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

    • lugal@lemmy.ml
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      Unicorns that “lost” their horns identity as “horses” but that doesn’t make them less of a unicorn. If you are auab (assigned unicorn at birth), nothing in the world will ever turn you into a horsey. That’s basic biology.

  • FiveMacs@lemmy.ca
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    Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness

    • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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      Textile joke. Nice.

  • K̺͆e̺͆t̺͆a̺͆m̺͆i̺͆n̺͆e̺͆@sh.itjust.works
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    Then why do I exist

    • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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      Ketamine hallucinations?

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      Found Sarah Jessica Parker’s lemmy account

    • Jesus@lemmy.world
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      To party

      • K̺͆e̺͆t̺͆a̺͆m̺͆i̺͆n̺͆e̺͆@sh.itjust.works
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        Snort me like one of your French girls

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Are you sure you do?

      • K̺͆e̺͆t̺͆a̺͆m̺͆i̺͆n̺͆e̺͆@sh.itjust.works
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        I havent snorted myself yet

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