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vinyl@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 个月前

Pweaty pwease 🥺

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Pweaty pwease 🥺

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vinyl@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 个月前
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    hi, i’d like to unread your post please

  • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world
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    • EMHIPresume@startrek.website
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      What’s that from?

      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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        barbie

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    That doesn’t sound like Trump, someone Trumpify it.

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      So Elon tells me… he tells me… please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I’m the greatest, the greatest at edging. I’m all for it but… these people… you can’t let 'em have it that easy… you really can’t

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        You can tell it really happened because he did not add „Sir“.

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        This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that it’s too “on topic”. He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I don’t know, how much he hates immigrants.

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          Yeah it needs to segue into him fixating on something one of his political opponents said and how that’s totally not true and that he’s got the best x you’ve ever seen. You’ve never seen better x.

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            “Hillary couldn’t make them cum like I could. Lewinsky came up to me begging for help”

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        Too coherent for him in 2024. You have to end on a different topic than you started on.

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          yea needs to stop mid sentence and start talking about bald eagles and wind turbines

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    Thanks for absolutely ruining my kink. Now I need to go find a new one.

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      I hear testicle torture is what all the hip kids are doing now

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        That…sounds … Horrible.

        Oh, wait, wrong kink.

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          NOW CUM

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    How to delete someone else’s post?

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    This is the worst genre of fanfic

  • LuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I wish I could unread something

  • 💛 GeeGee 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    What a terrible day to have eyes

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    What a terrible day to be literate.

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    Trump describing Elon’s rockets like he was a toddler on Christmas had me crawling in my skin

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      that is how Elon deserves to be treated from now until the end of his life

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    I didn’t like that ☹️

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    Oh Leon*

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    1000127391

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    Lol, his shirt says CCUMARS.

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