The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months agoA life of solitudelemmy.worldimagemessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up1696arrow-down16
arrow-up1690arrow-down1imageA life of solitudelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square36linkfedilink
minus-squareNuke_the_whales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·11 months agoAnd Gandalf wasn’t alone. He was banging little Hobbit chicks for ages
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·11 months agoAnd we all know where he wore the ring.
minus-squareLemminary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoOh god, now I have the image of Gandalf’s scrawny ass with a pencil dick
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-211 months ago*with a pencil dick on fire Just sitting there, winking at you, asking if you want to smoke
And Gandalf wasn’t alone. He was banging little Hobbit chicks for ages
And we all know where he wore the ring.
Oh god, now I have the image of Gandalf’s scrawny ass with a pencil dick
*with a pencil dick on fire
Just sitting there, winking at you, asking if you want to smoke
Filthy hobbitses