Hey pal, we’re trying to maximize this quarter’s profits. You’re holding a negative long-term view which is keeping the team from synergizing though magical hallway conversations, so why don’t you take an action item to realign your personal KPIs with the company’s and we’ll circle back next week to touch base. Mkay /s

I wish there was an actual solid company review site for jobs. Glassdoor was supposed to be that but quickly enshittified cause it got bought by shitty companies that didnt want their ex employees/victims whistleblowing