• SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    441 month ago

    In the seventy-three days since this account was created it has made five thousand nine hundred and thirty-three submissions to Lemmy.

    This averages out to a post every seventeen minutes and forty-three seconds twenty-four hour a day seven days a week.

    • davel [he/him]
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      Look upon his Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

      Mormon Satanist. Transracial Socialist Workers Party Kopimist Monk. Debt-free. Alcohol-free. Drug-free. Caffeine-free. “Over 45,000 downvotes, mocked, stalked, parodied, and called a troll—all because I dare stand against the Duopoly. Yet here I am, unbeaten. Breaking the chains of oppression!”

      Just the straight-edge virtue signaling alone is 😬 And “debt-free”? That’s mostly dumb luck, and not at all moral virtue.

      Edit to add: I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone as ratioed. No one on Lemmy is buying what he’s selling, but I guess that just proves how right he is.

        • @MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
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          I would be shocked if it’s a single individual. That’s why they won’t engage in good faith and only copy paste generic bs.

          It they aren’t getting paid they’re dumber than I thought possible.

          • EleventhHour
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            81 month ago

            Someone did a meta-analysis of all of their comments and posts, and it turns out it probably is one person since they are all posted and commented upon during standard and predictable hours. If it were multiple people, it would be 24/7, which it doesn’t seem to be.

            • @Voyajer@lemmy.world
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              Interesting, they’ve been seen replying to the same comments upwards of three times before as if it was their only reply

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        01 month ago

        Like everything else they do it’s all carefully crafted to rile up as many people as possible.

        I often wonder if they are Harris supporters trying to be as obnoxious as possible to turn people off Socialist and Green parties.

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        Woohoo! Straight-edge for the win!

        That’s mostly dumb luck

        Riiiiggghhhttt! lol

        No one on Lemmy is buying what he’s selling

        Whew! Good thing I’m not selling anything. Thank you! :)

    • Socialist Mormon SatanistOP
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      So she hates America because she’s running against Trump and Harris?! Riiiiggghhhttt… LMAO

      Almost half of the country isn’t voting for Harris. Do they hate America too?

      • geekwithsoul
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        111 month ago

        That’s okay, 99% of the country isn’t voting for Stein (or any of the other whack jobs running the grift of third-party campaigns). Certainly sounds like America hates her at the very least.

        • Socialist Mormon SatanistOP
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          -231 month ago

          Good to know! So nothing to be worried about and no reason to be upset about me posting articles about her. Thank you! :)

          • geekwithsoul
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            91 month ago

            You’re projecting again - I never said I was upset. Guilty conscience maybe?

            I think your thetan levels must be out of whack. You feeling okay?

            • Socialist Mormon SatanistOP
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              -241 month ago

              You seem to be projecting. I didn’t say you were upset. Guilty conscience maybe?

              Oh sorry, I’m not a Scientologist. But it’s fun to see that you like to bring up people’s religion. Maybe some rights you don’t respect?

              • geekwithsoul
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                81 month ago

                You seem to be projecting. I didn’t say you were upset. Guilty conscience maybe?

                You did, but you’ll probably just edit your comment to hide the fact.

                Oh sorry, I’m not a Scientologist. But it’s fun to see that you like to bring up people’s religion. Maybe some rights you don’t respect?

                Scientology is not a religion other than for tax purposes and only after they literally infiltrated the IRS. They are to religion as your dear third party candidates are to serious politics: going through the motions just enough to keep raking in the cash. You starting a community for it makes perfect sense - too bad you were too afraid to keep it up.

                • Socialist Mormon SatanistOP
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                  -201 month ago

                  You did, but you’ll probably just edit your comment to hide the fact.

                  Hmmm, did I? I don’t remember that, but you know me, managing this team of russians and stuff. Gets complicated at times!

                  Scientology is not a religion

                  Well since the IRS does refer to them as a religion… They should have started a third-party run to, can you imagine the meltdown Lemmy would have?!

                  Oh and I didn’t take the community down out of fear. I’m just busy with my writing community. The Scientology community will still pop up in some form or other, no worries! :)

  • @Dkarma@lemmy.world
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    What do you call someone who only pops up 90 days within an election.

    Bad faith actors.

    Ops formula is “oh youre against stein because <insert non sequitur here>?”

    Definition of bad faith.

    • Socialist Mormon SatanistOP
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      -241 month ago

      So is there a certain time limit before or after elections that people have to follow to join Lemmy?! I didn’t see that direction when I signed up. Thanks!

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          So you think if she stops right now, with less than 3 weeks to go, that’s gonna turn everything around?! lol What?!

          Also, friend, Trump isn’t going to win. It won’t even be close. Enough with the Doom and Gloom. Harris is gonna win by a landslide. Relax.

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            Her name is already on the ballot, but yes you drop out and fewer people will vote for you.

            People thought Trump wasn’t going to win and that Hilary was going to win in a landslide.

            I see you live up to your reputation.

            • Socialist Mormon SatanistOP
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              -201 month ago

              I see you live up to your reputation.

              Meh, just me being me, I suppose. But either way, she’s not dropping out, so it’s a non-issue. I like her and applaud her efforts. But I didn’t vote for her.

              • BarqsHasBite
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                And we go back to the start: Her not dropping out is a bad thing. Which is an issue. You applaud her efforts to spoil the Dem vote? Yeah you show who you are.

                • Socialist Mormon SatanistOP
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                  Yeah you show who you are.

                  And who do you think I am? I didn’t vote Democrat and I didn’t vote Republican. I voted third party. I’ve never hid that fact.

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    She would if Putin asked…

  • Socialist Mormon SatanistOP
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    Jill Stein, the Green Party’s serial presidential candidate, has heard the pleading from strangers. And she doesn’t care. And neither do I. I didn’t vote for her, but I still like her! (Hi Philip!)

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      If you didn’t care, you would not have made this post (or the hundreds like it), nor would you have commented on it with your edgelord response.

      • Socialist Mormon SatanistOP
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        I think you misunderstood. She was talking about not caring that people are asking her to stop, and moving forward anyway. Same as me, not caring about how much you all try to bully me; I won’t stop posting articles.

        Hmmm, maybe I should change my display name to “Mormon Satanist Edgelord”? Hmmmm, thinking maybe…

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          Cute evasion, but nobody’s buying it.

          And admitting you’re a troll and that the only reason you post or comment here is to troll is also pretty telling.

          • Socialist Mormon SatanistOP
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            Hey, are you calling me cute? Come on, admit it… you kinda like me now, don’t you? My stubborn persistence, even in the face of all the unrelenting hate and disdain. Yet, through it all, like a tiny flower sprouting from a crumpled discarded soda can, I can feel it… our friendship is blooming, baaabbbyyyy!

            Thank you, friend! :)

            • EleventhHour
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              91 month ago

              Too bad the Summer Olympics are over, or you’d get gold in mental gymnastics.

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                  It has been my observation that those who passive-aggressively referred to people as “friend” typically don’t have any of their own.

                  I’m not your friend.