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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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    As someone who worked in a gas station for 24 years…

    sigh

    I’d do it. I’d suck it up. I’d make some damn good friends along the way and then I’d never maintain those friendships and feel guilty for the rest of rest of my life. “Just call him, dipshit. He’s going through a divorce! Just go fishing! Pleaaassse! Ok, here goes. Tomorrow.”

    Always tomorrow.

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      This is one of the most fascinating comments I’ve ever encountered on Lemmy

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        You’re fascinating. 😘

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          We should be best friends. 👊

          • geogle@lemmy.world
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            He’ll call you tomorrow

            • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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              I will. :D

    • SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works
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      Wut?

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        I have no idea how I ended up here. Swear to god I was on the post about the trolley, saving people, and small talk. No shit. Never even seen this post.

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          This happened to me once too. The Lemmy gods brought you here. You are now a part of the meme

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          As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly. We’ve all been there.

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            Turkeys can fly. Unless this is a reference to something, then carry on.

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              WKRP Cincinnati, first annual turkey drop. A piece of legendary comedy history. Low key a jab at a failed real life attempt to release 2 million balloons in Cincinnati that resulted in two deaths.

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                Ohhhhhhh yeah I remember now!

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          I saw that post right below this one.

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        And now I’ve posted it in the correct location.

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          No this post was the correct location. Don’t second guess yourself. You were always meant to be here!

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            Let’s go fishing

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              I’ll call you tomorrow, tomorrow.

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