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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Is America Ready for a President Who Can Convert a Word Document to a PDF?

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Is America Ready for a President Who Can Convert a Word Document to a PDF?

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago
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America's expectations for its leaders have always been low. We've had presidents who needed help with basic tech, and we were okay with it. But now, we face a terrifying prospect: a leader who might know how to convert a Word document to a PDF.
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    8 months ago

    Next up: tables of data in CSV, then XML, and finally JSON formats, oh the humanity!

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      ASN.1 pls

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        Oh dear lord… please save me from the monsters underneath my bed, and from ASN.1 everywhere it may invade.

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      Unless we get one that can skibbidi the yeet instead.

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        No cap fr. Well, yolo fam, so y not?

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          ][/\/\ 0|_|)

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            L331 sp33ch! (/s)

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