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sociablefish@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

What was the funniest thing your ex did to try to win you back?

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What was the funniest thing your ex did to try to win you back?

sociablefish@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    Broke into my home. Twice.

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      Kinda more on the crazy spectrum than the funny spectrum 😶

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        Well… Can’t argue with that.

        It’s it funnier if it was actually two different women who did this, twice each, years apart?

        Maybe I have a type.

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          You’re going too far on the hot-crazy scale!!

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          Haha sounds like you definitely have a type!

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            Or just a bad lock

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              😂 that too!

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      I like to imagine that when you come in and see her you sing

      And so you’re back From outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key If I’d known for just one second you’d be back to bother me

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      Break into hers next. That will show her.

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