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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon has a special request

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Technus@lemmy.zip
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    Pretty sure this is legal, they just wouldn’t release an unembalmed corpse for health reasons.

    Wouldn’t OP just have to find a qualified mortician willing to do the work?

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      You can absolutely get the corpse unembalmed but you won’t find any mortician willing to do this. You can do it yourself with a ton of Dermestid beetles, though, but it’s gonna smell awful.

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        There’s gotta be a service that does this, though.

        With some searching around, I found this place in Oklahoma: https://skullcleaning.com/

        They mainly deal with hunting trophies but their price list covers almost every vertebrate animal you could think of: https://skullcleaning.com/services/skull-cleaning-pricelist/

        “Human” is conspicuously absent, of course, but then you go to the “Skeletal Articulation” page and the first photo is of a fucking Centaur lmfao: https://skullcleaning.com/services/skeleton-articulation/

        I feel like if you called up and asked, you at leastwouldn’t get a hard “no”. I’d bet good money that they’ve done work on human cadavers before.

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          I love the suspicious amount of research you put into this

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            What can I say, it nerd-sniped me.

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          Human remains will only be accepted from bona-fide educational facilities. Contact us for more details.

          Likely an explicit no. :(

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