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merari42@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

A dog is not the opposite of a cat

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A dog is not the opposite of a cat

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merari42@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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    “What is up, dog?”

    Side note: the opposite of cat isn’t actually dog. The opposite of cat is goldfish. A goldfish loves water, is not fluffy, doesn’t exterminate every bird for sport, will never knock your favorite coffee mug off your desk, not bipolar, and I’m not allergic to them.

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        The opposite of cat is antimatter cat. When they come together, you have an explosion 18,000 times larger than Nagasaki.

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          It’s catastrophic.

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            Thanks for clarifying

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              What’s up daw?

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        What’s up, no cat?

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        The absence of a cat implies nothing is there. So the opposite of a cat is nothing (specifically nothing where a cat should have been).

        So, another acceptable answer would be “what is up? Nothing.”

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            I have a feeling, you are “Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy” reader.

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            So you sayin it could also be a dog

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        Shroedinger’s Updawg.

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        The opposite of down is not down then, noted

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      There are several domestic cat breeds known for loving water; one is the Bengal.

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      will never knock your favorite coffee mug off your desk,

      I once shared a house with someone who had a fish that would thrash around in its tank so violently it would knock things off the cabinet it was on and get water all over the floor (I had no involvement in the care of the fish, but I think its tank was too small).

      Not a goldfish, but still…

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      Depending on circumstances and how much you have pissed off said goldfish it could potentially knock your coffee mug over.

      If it does you should feel ashamed of yourself though

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      How do you know you’re not allergic? Have you ever rubbed one over your most delicate parts?

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        Not to your knowledge

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