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Hofmaimaier@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

no really, it's fine

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no really, it's fine

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐡 🅢@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Based on a true story? What did you do, OP??? 😳😳😳🤩

    • Hofmaimaier@feddit.deOP
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      2 years ago

      Work to save energy!

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        But work almost always uses energy. Be lazy and do less to save energy. A machine that beeps less does less work.

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    I know this is just a joke, because any nurse knows there is more beeping when you unplug machines. The trick is to get the timing down on the silence button.

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      As not a nurse, I would think you’d just unplug the alarm machines first.

      Tho I have been in enough hospital/clinic rooms to know y’all plug shit in wherever the hell, because there are outlets everywhere. I want my house to be like that.

      And I have seen the Monty Python meaning of life so I know there are a lot of beeping things to plug in that may have alarms. You know, to make sure they are being used.

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        Monty Python meaning of life

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

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    Plus, it was mostly Kif’s fault.

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      Since he got pregnant by that woman, oh man, I think the toilet seat is like the uncle or something, he is not the same.

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    “The patient died due to complications.”

    “What complications?”

    “Work-sleep balance.”

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