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Inductor@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

Stop doing Computer Science

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Inductor@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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    while (true) { print(money) }

    isn’t that just crypto mining?

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      Three years ago, yes. Now? not so much.

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        i mine monero while idle and it prints a massive 0.03GBP a day :)

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          Serious question, wouldn’t it be cheaper to buy it?

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            Yes

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            given i have solar panels, it’s technically free money.

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          And how much does it cost you in electricity?

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            free (solar)

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      JavaScript will actually open the print dialog.

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      This is basically what the bank are doing when you get a loan.

      When you get a $25k loan from a bank the banker does not take money from somewhere to put it in your bank account. The banker basically just add a +25k in your bank account that comes from nowhere.

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