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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Anon tries to connect with a coworker

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Anon tries to connect with a coworker

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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  • Tarball@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Hit her with the facts - the Chinese invented fake orange juice in the Tang dynasty and so that’s your fave.

    • drolex@sopuli.xyz
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      Not bad, but the Song dynasty invented the musical speech. That’s something

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        Get a load of this guy. Thinks the Wing dynasty who invented fried chicken wasn’t the best.

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          All chumps. The Ping dynasty invented the internet.

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            Well, you were all using jokes from the Zing dynasty, so that is the clear winner

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        Don’t forget the Bong dynasty where everyone was high as fuck.

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          Bong dynasty invented the gravity bong for cultural reasons

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