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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Anon's day at the beach

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Anon's day at the beach

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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    Just put fish food under your foreskin and the fish will blow you.

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      step 1: jerk off in the ocean

      step 2: fishes swim up and eat coom

      step 3: fisherman catches fish

      step 4: woman buys coomy fish at grocery store and eats it for dinner

      Later virgins 😎

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      deleted by creator

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        10 months ago

        Have you heard of sounding?

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