“New study shows that food has nutrients”
Got a source for that ridiculous claim?
I got a source of nutrients and you won’t believe what it is!
Is it cum?
It’s food.
Doesn’t answer his question
Return to plant, harvest energy from the sun and nutrients from the soil
“Study finds link between a simple liquid and staying healthy”
Fucking water
I was going to guess cum
Cum is fucking water.
“fucking water”… I guess, just don’t call it that in bed.
Don’t kinkshame my drowning fetish
I only have regular water though
Unless they meant that’s what you do with water to stay healthy
Could’a been sweet potatoes. He didn’t know.
Aren’t sweet potatoes root tubers?
Still vegetables.
Vegetables are “parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food.”
Sweet potatoes are both tubers and vegetables.
Fruit are vegetables
By this definition, grass and tree bark are vegetables
Carrots are also roots.
Why do they have the dota symbol though?
Newsbreak. Chinese aggregator.
Nah, that’s Apple News.
“Death hates these two life-prolonging hacks!”
Article: eat veggies and get exercise.
I hate when people say that something is healthy because it has “nutrients”. I mean, yeah, it’s probably true but everything has nutrients. And of course there are supplements and stuff which are literally pure nutrients.
“Eat rocks. They’re a great source of minerals”
Jesus Christ Marie, they ARE minerals.
Eat iron. Guess what it’s rich in.
Vitamin R?
on the other side of the spectrum there’s “healthy is when salad” which also drives me up the wall
the worst part is that healthy food can mostly be described by “avoid sugar and pre-processed stuff as much as possible, eat as much whole-grain and vegetables as possible”, but i guess that’s one comma too much for readers to engage with…
It’s what plants crave.
i use red tree fruits as projectile defense against metal stick wielding humans wearing white coats
I thought it was about Trump.
CNN had a run that at time approximated a good one, but it’s time for them to go visit the rabbits now.
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I fucken love sweet potatoes and it’s honestly so fucked up that they get relegated to the once-per-year “thanksgiving food” catagory.
I grill them on the BBQ at least once a week. Oil, salt, pepper, and a bit of Canadian maple syrup!
Fuckin spoiler alerts, please.
Carrots good for you, more at 11
