As more and more details are being revealed about Rep. Lauren Boebert’s wild night out in Denver last weekend — having been kicked out of “Beetlejuice” the musical for vaping and just generally being a public nuisance with her male companion — a full picture is coming together of what the other theater patrons around her that night had to endure.
Newly released footage of the night in question appears to show Boebert’s exposed breasts being fondled by her date for an extended period of time while she, in turn, dawdles around in his lap with her hand. As many have pointed out on social media, having seen this footage, children were seated all around the couple that night, within viewing range of what they were up to.
“Laurent Boebert was jerking her date off in public while he gropes her in a theater where children were present and yet she continues to attack LGBTQ people as ‘threats to children,’” writes journalist and clinical instructor Alejandra Caraballo on X, sharing the footage of Boebert in the act.
What is this country coming to when you can’t even go to a production of “Beetlejuice” and jerk your date off a bit while you get your hooters groped? Everyday our traditional American values of vaping indoors and being loud and unpleasant to those around us are being stripped away by cultural Marxists and the nanny state. How are our children going to meet their future husbands as minors at bowling alleys, when said husbands can’t even publicly expose their genitalia without fear of the woke mob?
America isn’t even half of what it used to be anymore! It’s barely even Amer! That isn’t even enough to guess the full word without the i, and soon enough we’ll lose the r, and then none of us will ever get our tits wrenched in public again!
Birth of a Pasta
Read this in the TF2 soldier voice
This is all Consitutionally protected behavior.
The 1st Amendment riight of Freedom to Press the Button om the vape.
The 2nd amendment right to bare titties and arms.
The 4th amendment right gauranteeing freedom to sieze the cock.
And thos people that reported the vape should be arrested if they said “Fire” in a theater when mentioning the smoke.
sieze the cock
Oh coctain my cocktain 🫡
Can you imagine the outrage if a Democrat did something like this? It would be front page news across the country, but this kind of vile behavior in front of children is just another day in GQPLand.
Al Franken resigned for way less.
Yeah, but she’s a white cishet Republican gawdly woman. Know your place!
Can you imagine the outrage if a Democrat did something like this?
Now that Hunter’s up on charges I’d love it if Biden went to twitter and posted some crazy rant about witch hunts complete with EMPHASIZED POINTS in ALL CAPS and then ended the tweet with something like “lol jk can you imagine if I were as unhinged as the orange spray tan?”
Already happened:
*Edit: I guess I pissed off a bunch of people here without context, I was simply pointing out the absurdity of this story being pushed by the media and the GOP. I honestly could give two shits about what the Mayor did. I live in his city!
I wanted to show how far these right wing fucks have to reach to get any sort of credibility with their constituents.
The Mayor can do whatever the fuck he wants at a private event. IT WAS A PRIVATE EVENT. Why the fuck is him spanking a drag queen a big deal?! The only people that gave a shit are the people I really don’t want to be around. And now I’m feeling pretty alienated because of my lack of clarity here. The amount of anger that has been displayed here is actually disheartening. What happened to asking a simple question to get some explanation or debate going? Why is every political post so violently responded to REGARDLESS of political leaning? THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT! They want us to rip each other apart. No questions asked. A political sports contest with no winner other than the venue owners.
I guess I’m going stop posting for a while and just lurk. I can’t say shit without having a chance to explain. I automatically get labeled with extreme prejudice.
My fault for saying anything. Sorry to those I triggered. Sorry for trying to get some semblance of an intellectual conversation/debate going.
The hate is strong on both sides. I’m just trying to co-exist.
Have a good one everyone. Hope your days go well.
Yes, being spanked as part of an 18+ drag show performance is equal to doing actual sex acts in an all-ages theater performance when you think no one is watching.
/s if needed.
False equivalence, a Maga specialty.
Not even remotely the same, but whatever.
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- Total felony charges brought against Republican presidents - 91.
- Total felony charges brought against Democratic presidents - 0.
- 100% of presidents found to be rapists in a court of law are Republican.
- 100% of presidents who “grab them by the pussy” are Republican.
- Number of presidents who have been listed as “unindicted co-conspirators” - 2 - both Republican, of course.
- 100% of congressional representatives who are on video having their bare breasts fondled while they jerk off their date are Republican.
- “It’s all the same shit.” - @librechad@lemm.ee
- Total number of active brain cells of @librechad@lemm.ee - 0.
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It’s not exactly an extensive list. Just Google “Trump charges”, “Watergate” and watch the video above and you covered it all.
…those statistics look concerning.
Lol!
The thing is, you didn’t leave any sources for me to verify with, so I’m going to assume most of what you said was pulled out of your ass.
Why are you commenting in a politics forum instead of taking a remedial class on the Google?
It’s all the same shit.
The thing is, you didn’t leave any sources for me to verify with, so I’m going to assume that comment was just pulled out of your ass. Actually no assumption is necessary.
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And yet we know the answer. The Democrat resigns, the Republican moves the goalposts or ignores they ever were against it.
We don’t have to imagine. Al Franken did some inappropriate stuff and when it came to light the Democrats forced him to resign.
Oh, but tell me more about how both sides are the same…
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Your brainworms are acting up again.
Take your meds.
Holy non sequitur strawman batman.
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Why hasn’t she been arrested for public nudity, sex acts in public, and all the upgrades for committing these crimes in front of minor children?
Everyone should start calling her a groomer I think. Just like everyone should refer to Gaetz as Groomer Gaetz.
They absolutely hate it when you turn their terms around on them.
Peewee was arrested for less and he was in a fucking porno theater for fuck sakes …. Arrest this bitch.
If there’s hard evidence of this then she would probably be put on the sex offender’s list wouldn’t she?
There’s a video in the link.
Well by certain new laws a child was present within a few feet. The woman behind them was pregnant. Such exposure to a child so young… so egregious.
I mean yea, why hasn’t she been though? If this was an adults only show I would still think this is bad but not that serious. While children are around though that is a really bad thing to do and they should definitely face legal consequences.
If someone who wasn’t a congressional representative did that they would surely go to prison right, and maybe put on that register for people who need to stay a certain distance away from schools and such?
If she was a man she’d have been arrested already and publicly shamed as a pervert. They’d also question whether any of it was consensual.
She is being shamed publicly as a pervert, that’s what we’re all doing right now and what these news sites are doing.
Yeah, but is she paying any cost for it?
No, which I think is more to do with having political power. Afterall there was two people that were committing this crime simultaneously so in this case it’s not a good argument to say it’s because she’s a woman.
The person she was with started it by grabbing her tits for a while. So, probably not.
Franken was made to step down for posing to pretend to grab some boobage; Qbert has actual grope session with children present and still has her job - for now anyway.
She was doing this with a man, and he wasn’t arrested
Point to the nudity, there’s none in the linked footage
She has her tits out lol.
I’m old enough to remember this sort of thing having a deleterious effect on the career of Paul Reubens.
You are leaving out the part where he was in an adult (porn) theater. A little different. Guy went from being the darling of every parent and the media to ostracized and no career for decades. It was rather unjust.
You are leaving out the part where he was in an adult (porn) theater. A little different.
Yup. His career was fucked for less than this.
Basically for doing what a porn theater is FOR. #PeeWeeDidNothingWrong
#FreePeeWeesPeePee
Well he already did that…
Remaining in the designated area is not freedom
It is when not doing so would be oppressive towards everyone else.
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But Peewee was in a place where children are not allowed and the women were being paid to take off their clothes
Paul Reubens
People loved him. I don’t think anyone loves her.
And yet she will experience fewer consequences than he did.
Also from a Tim Burton film
IOKIYAR.
Just imagine the outrage and slandering of entire demographics that would be going on if there were a gay couple instead, or if this was something that happened at a drag show.
Just something to think about when you see your ‘christian’ republican relatives play this down
If AOC did this they’d burn down the Capitol
Oh I’m sure that’s coming in 2024 if no one does anything about it like last time
AOC is going to fiddle someone’s privates in a theater in 2024?
Bookmarking this just in case.
Or if it has been exactly the same but with a democratic politician
or if this was something that happened at a drag show.
If God had a sense of humor, this would have all happened at a Mrs. Doubtfire show instead of Beetlejuice…
Unreal. Absolutely fucking unreal. And these people have the gall to call reading fully clothed at a library a sexual act, but here the fuck they jerking off on public in front of kids.
I know I’m not saying anything new or interesting, but as someone who has felt threatened by the conservative groomer language as of late, this really fucking gets to me.
😡
This quote by Sartre applies to Republicans
Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.
In other words, they don’t care about reason or consistency. If you point out that what they said is contradictory they don’t care.
You can’t argue with them. You can’t reason. They are consciously or otherwise operating from an emotional , literal nonsense, level of thought.
They need to be removed from power and I don’t really care that much which box of liberty gets used to get the job done.
Sartre describing trolling.
On the bright side, at least now we have a single word for it.
So…were there children in the audience? Sounds like she could be forced to register as a sex offender under some American laws.
There were, but for your idea to happen, the GOP would have to have feel shame and/or have honor to hold her accountable. And that’s just not the case. If she was someone like AOC, or hell, any other DEM member, they would have already been forced to resign. But this is BoBo, classless, white trash, a upstanding symbol of everything Trumpers stand for.
forced to register as a sex offender under some American laws.
the GOP would have to have feel shame and/or have honor to hold her accountable.
…Has the state of New Rome/South Ontario deteriorated to such an extent that your political parties now have direct executive control or veto over the executive aspects of law enforcement?
Yeah, this happened in Denver, which is a blue city in a blue state. No reason the Dems couldn’t get her if they wanted. I still expect no charges, though.
They’ll call it highly concerning and may even ask her to resign and probably call it there
A lot of the Democratic Party doesn’t have any fucking teeth
But this is BoBo, classless, white trash, a upstanding symbol of everything Trumpers stand for.
Oh yes Bobo, alright Bobo
If she ever campaigns door-to-door she’ll have to lead with that, heheheee
It’s a good thing she isn’t gay! Otherwise fondling someone’s genitals in public around kids would have been a bad thing instead of a good thing.
You don’t even have to fondle if you’re gay. Just being around kids is apparently bad
Nah, they think gay people breathing is a crime.
For someone who is worried about the sanctity of marriage when gay people wanna do it, she sure is publicly stepping out on her husband before their divorce is finalized.
She would never contradict her positions on important stuffs! /s
To hell with this lady. (I deliberately modified “fuck this lady,” because I don’t want her to have any opportunity to enjoy anything.) Piece of shit.
Oh my, that’s a sin!! But she’s sorry so it’s okay.
I was about to say - that didn’t take long!
A Republican guilty of a sex crime, whaaaaaaatttt?
There’s only one thing the gop loves more than LOUD projection and that’s abusing kids. The party of the grand ol’ pedophiles
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(TRUMP) Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky & Former Campbell County Judge, Served as a judge, school board member and city solicitor, forced 19 victims to perform sex acts, including seven who were minors under 16. Pled guilty on February 11, 2018 and was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison. https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2018/05/03/former-judge-tim-nolan-could-sentenced-today-more-drama-could-get-way/577947002/
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(TRUMP) Republican George Nader, Trump Foreign Policy Adviser, sentenced to 10 years in prison for possession of child pornography and transporting a minor into the United States for sex. https://www.courthousenews.com/child-sex-trafficker-from-trump-tower-meeting-gets-10-year-sentence/
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(TRUMP) Republican Ralph Shortey, a former Oklahoma state senator & Trump’s Oklahoma campaign chair, was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. Pled guilty to a federal charge of child sex trafficking after hiring a 17-year-old boy for sex. Sentenced to 15 years in prison, in addition to ten years of supervised release and ordered to pay $125,000 in restitution. https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/trump-s-oklahoma-campaign-chair-plead-guilt-child-sex-trafficking-n822461
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Republican Dennis Hastert, Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Illinois Congressman and one of the highest-ranking U.S. politicians to ever go to prison, molested at least four boys as young as 14 years of age when he coached wrestling at an Illinois High School. He was sentenced to 15 months in prison, two years’ supervised release, and a $250,000 fine. A civil case was due back in court for a status hearing on Jan. 8, 2021 at the courthouse to further address the jury trial. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/ex-u-s-house-speaker-dennis-hastert-starts-prison-term
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Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018 https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/09/22/lawmaker-quits-race-after-daughter-says-he-molested-her-more-than-decade/?utm_term=.8ac8527c7f43
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Republican Jayson Boebert, husband of Q-ANON Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado, was arrested in Jan. 2004 after allegedly exposing his penis to two women at a bowling alley, according to an arrest affidavit. Lauren Boebert (then a minor at 17 and known as Lauren Opal Roberts) was also there. He pleaded guilty to public indecency and lewd exposure involving minors. https://nypost.com/2021/01/16/gop-rep-lauren-boebert-and-husband-have-racked-up-arrests/
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Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman
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Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. https://web.archive.org/web/20171129052114/http://www.njherald.com/article/20060510/ARTICLE/305109971
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**Republican Joseph Dendy, Cobb County GA Republican Party Chairman & Sunday School Teacher,**was sentenced to life in prison after being convicted on four counts of child molestation, four counts of first-degree cruelty to children, three counts of enticing a child for indecent purposes, and one count each of aggravated sexual battery and aggravated child molestation. https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/former-gop-chairman-arrested-on-child-molestation-charges
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Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. https://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/sops/flyer.jsf?personId=28587
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Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. https://bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/registered-sex-offender-keeps-custody-of-daughter
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Republican Kentucky state Representative & pastor Dan Johnson, committed suicide after an exposé revealed his serial lies, suspected arson, criminal church, racism, accused rape of a teen and more. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Johnson_(Kentucky_politician)
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Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. http://www.lanternproject.org.uk/library/child-abuse-arrests-and-court-cases/child-abuse-arrests-trials-and-proceedings/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-abuse-of-girl/
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Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. http://www.poconorecord.com/article/20120426/NEWS90/204260334
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Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo
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Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8 and 10-year old girls. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano
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Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. https://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/02/opinion/journal-beverly-russell-s-prayers.html
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Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same
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Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. https://www.nytimes.com/1996/06/06/us/politics-the-senate-maine-candidate-again-faces-1990-child-sex-accusation.html
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Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded “a return to traditional values”, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. http://www.thedp.com/article/2004/01/brother_stephen_convicted_of_soliciting_sex
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Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison. https://culteducation.com/group/1255-false-memories/6514-man-in-notorious-sex-case-finishes-term.html
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Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl. https://www.semissourian.com/story/57773.html
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Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. https://www.arktimes.com/TheHoglawyer/archives/2007/08/28/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals-plural---more-of-the-same
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Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children). http://www.chattanoogan.com/2002/6/21/23202/Tennessee-Legislator-Commits-Suicide.aspx
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Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child. http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2007/Oct/08/ln/hawaii710080338.html
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Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters. https://lasvegassun.com/news/2002/oct/14/assembly-candidate-gardner-ruled-ineligible-due-to/
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Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison. https://www.wgal.com/article/council-accepts-resignation-of-member-imprisoned-for-rape/6189408
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Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in prison http://www.salem-news.com/articles/october172007/repubscandals101707.php
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Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet. https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/Robin_Vanderwall
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Republican city councilman Mark Harris, described as a “good military man / church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison.
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Republican Brandon Hixon, Idaho State Representative, resigned while under criminal investigation for molesting two girls, including a young female relative for more than 10 years, then killed himself three months later, shortly before his ex-wife and two others were to testify before a grand jury. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/brandon-hixon-former-idaho-lawmaker-facing-sex-abuse-inquiry-kills-himself/
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Republican Tony Yocham, Hamilton, TX Chief of Police, was arrested by Texas Rangers on charges of continuous sexual abuse of a child. https://www.kxxv.com/news/local-news/hamilton-county-chief-of-police-arrested-for-continuous-abuse-of-a-child
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Republican Nathan Larson of the Virginia House of Delegates is a self-confessed pedophile and white supremacist. Was arrested on felony charges for kidnapping, child abduction, soliciting child pornography from a minor and meeting a child for the intention of sex. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alleged-pedophile-white-supremacist-arrested-kidnapping-12-yr-old-girl-n1251832
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Holy shit thats a lot. I wished lemmy had a save option like shitdit, imma referre to this next time i come across someone talking about the democrats being full of pedophiles.
Lemmy does have a save option! I’m using voyager.
I am stupid, because i now see it for sync!
You’re not stupid, you just didn’t know! There’s a difference 🙂
Things I tell my kids.
Just so you know, both Reddit, Lemmy and any other site, have a limited “save” option. Not necessarily in how many posts you can mark as saved, but in the fact that if it gets deleted, it’s gone.
Copy&paste is the true save.
This is on the web browser:
Shhh you said Reddit.
You said the word!
And now we’ve read it. AGH, now I’ve said the word!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Didn’t donnie brag about busting into underage dressing rooms, as well as wanting to bang, er, “date”, his own fucking daughter, the old fucking weird groomer?
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Is she divorced yet? Don’t Christians frown on adultery too?
Well, they say they do, but my experience in rural towns says they believe otherwise. Hell, growing up our married pastor was banging the married organist and then they ran away together.
Organist, indeed.
What’s better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on the organ.
You from Appalachia? Because damn bud, I seen exactly that happen here haha.
Small, poor-ass, rural Texas here. Saw the same shit and a bunch of other shit.
That’s about on-brand.
Speaking as someone going through a divorce, and it may be different in Colorado, but generally speaking as long as you are legally separated, by law it’s not considered adultry. And being legally separated may be as simple as one person moving out of the family home.
Christians care more about the law of God. Well, they pretend to.
They care, until it happens to them.
In Qbert’s own words:
I’m tired of this separation of church and state junk. This is not in the Constitution, it was in a stinking letter and it means nothing like what they say it does
So, she seemingly doesn’t care about actual rule of law and what the State might say on matters like divorce. Of course she said this while in a church, and I seem to recall that women are not supposed to be doing that, according to the god of her chosen lifestyle. She is to remain silent in church.
Lauren is a trashy piece if shit. Vaping in a thestre, letting her bf feel her huge tits in front of people and being a disgusting woman in general. Pretty insane times we’re living in these days. The republican party has very quickly turned from suited up war machine puppets to cigarette smoking, fake tits and orange makeup
… huge?
Uh, nah
Lmao love that this is in contention.
You can take a woman out of a trailer, but not a trailer out of a woman.
Or the cock out of her hand in the particular situation!
A cock in hand is worth two in her bush (or something)
Come on, give them a break. They spent all day getting that trailer in there.
You can take the trailer out of the trash, but you can’t take the trash out of the trailer.
Yes you can. That’s how she got on the date.
A girl with an IQ over 70 gave him a hard on.
Is this an SNL skit?
Don’t insult SNL like that. 😂🤣
Like I said a billion times here: truth is often stranger than fiction.
True that.
With that said, I’m gonna go watch some Ambiguously Gay Duo skits. At least they’re cartoons and don’t expose themselves around kids…
I’ve had to ask myself that so many times since donnie threw his hat into the ring in 2015…there was a brief period of time when Palin as a choice for VP caused me to do the same, but thankfully, she was kept out of power.
The “election” of donnie into office has freed the Republicans to be just as awful as they’ve always wanted to be. The mask is fully off now.
It feels like it, but surprisingly enough this is reality. They say truth is often stranger than fiction, and I think the past decade has demonstrated that to everyone.
Why is watching Beetlejuice making these people so horny?
He’s the ghost with the most baby!
I suspect there might be ghosts with more baby than Beetlejuice.
You haven’t seen this production of Beetlejuice, 20% more baby.
Imagine jacking your date off to this fuckin’ banger.
Been there. Things worked out.
She was probably sexualized while watching it as children.
