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  • dap@lemmy.onlylans.io
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    This appears to be a variation of the “standwich.” Please see the attached for an example.

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      The question is, if this appears on a captcha asking to click only on the sandwich images. Would you click on it?

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        Considering the captcha doesn’t actually know, and just judges if you are correct based off of other users entries I would click on it. My guess is most users would click it, but it’s ambiguous enough that you’d probably pass the captcha either way.

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      Ah, so this one would be a double horseshoe standwich?

    • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      I miss when Tesco Value ham would label itself as such, rather than hiding behind fake farm names.

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      Ah, but of course!

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    https://cuberule.com/

    • xia@lemmy.ca
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      Hmm… so a steak is a salad, and a salad is nachos? Something screwy here…

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        Salad is only nachos if it contains croutons, won ton strips, or some other form of free-floating non-structural starch.

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      deleted by creator

    • ludwig@reddthat.com
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      Food identification war intensifies

    • beteljuice@lemmy.ml
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      So answer is yes

      • ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        It’s sushi. The carbs form four sides of the cube.

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    https://existentialcomics.com/comic/268

    Hey, pass me that sandwich.

    You mean this ba-oh my god.

    • craftyindividual@lemm.ee
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      The last time someone made a bagel with everything on it it put the universe in jeopardy.

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        The everything bagel needs to include smaller everything bagels on it or it doesn’t include everything.

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          Recursion

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    It is a sandwich because the toppings are sandwiched between bread. But it’s not a good sandwich.

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      Now, they wouldn’t be toppings in this configuration, would they?

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        middling

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          Inbetwingers

      • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        if it’s a sandwich it’s not “toppings” anyway.

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    It’s two sandwiches…topologically speaking.

    If you take the traditional idea of a sandwich and draw a loop around the plane where the surfaces come together you get a mathematical sandwich.

    Since the bagel abomination has two such areas and you can draw non-intersecting loops around each, it follows that there are indeed two sandwiches present.

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      That depends on your definition of a sandwichable surface. If crust can be buttered as well and is considered equal to cut surfaces (which, coming from a rye bread country, is certainly the case with these fluffy things), then this is simply a sandwich without filling in the middle. This might also be achieved by suboptimal spreading on a single surface.

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        I’m pretty sure it counts as a sandwich as defined by the ham sandwich theorem. The only part that might be debatable is that the filling is not a single connected volume, but that doesn’t seem to be required by the proof.

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    This is clearly a sandwich. The confusion comes from how absurdly sub-optimal its construction is.

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    Top bun? Check

    Bottom bun? Check

    Yep, it’s a sandwich. I’d like to see a video of you eating it now.

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    Political lol

    • Marxism-Fennekinism@lemmy.mlOP
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      The most political a topic could possibly be, in fact.

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    Every day we stray further from the light of lord

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    Yes but it’s not a very good one

  • aport@programming.dev
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    Yes.

    A hot dog is also a sandwich

    • Creddit@lemmy.world
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      Pretty sure flatbread predated leavened bread, so it’s reasonable to conclude tacos predated both hot dogs and sandwiches.

      Conclusion: Hot dogs are tacos, sandwiches are broken tacos.

      • Marxism-Fennekinism@lemmy.mlOP
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        Are pizzas just unfinished tacos then?

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          Pizza is just an open face sandwich, but arguments can be made that New York style is a taco because most people fold it to consume it.

          Have to ask yourself what a calzone is then.

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            A calzone is a wrap/burrito. Unless uncrustables are in play and are recognized as their own distinct category. In which case a calzone is an uncrustable or vice versa

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              Next thing you’re going to tell me is a pasty is a burrito.

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                Pastries are an umbrella category of baked goods that are usually but not always sweet. The composition of the dough and preparation techniques are different and distinct from the sandwich debate. Though I guess you could make the case for empanadas. Or that calzones are large Italian empanadas and uncrustables are also a type of empanada. Hmmm 🤔

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                  Pasty.

            • Creddit@lemmy.world
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              Yeah, they’re baked burritos for sure!

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            A loaf of bread.

            Bread often has stuff baked into it, so what’s the difference between a loaf of bread with cheese or nuts baked into it vs. a loaf with chicken, cheese, and marina sauce baked into it.

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          Sort of. As the other commenter pointed out, they are open face.

          Sandwiches are broken tacos, but pizzas are not broken.

          Pizzas are open face tacos.

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        and thus kitchens are just covered campfires now?

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      So sandwich is the parent category, and hot dogs are a type of sandwich? Are burgers, too?

      Oh no I accidentally started researching, there is an actual British Sandwich Association that defines sandwich as “any form of bread with a filling, generally assembled cold”. The USDA, however, has different definitions for open and closed sandwiches and it depends on the percentage amounts of bread and meat… I guess if you put cheese on your bread it’s not a sandwich at all!

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        Heresy! I demand the BSA’s definition to be accepted and adopted everywhere! “if you put cheese on your bread its not a sandwich at all!” - this is unbeliveable and hilarious

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          I know, lol. Seriously how many well-known sandwiches have “cheese” or “melt” right in their name?!

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          Any form of bread with a filling, generally assembled cold

          But, dare I say, does that not make a ravioli a sandwich? A poptart? Mayhaps even … Lasagna?

          Ah, you proclaim! But those are cooked further!

          But so too is a grilled cheese! And a patty melt!

          Where will the madness end?

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      What? No.

      A hot dog is a taco.

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        A taco is also a sandwich

        • Creddit@lemmy.world
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          Ehem, well actually leavened bread came out way after flatbreads - so sandwiches are broken tacos.

          It’s all tacos.

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        Taco is Mexican for sandwich.

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        Well, everyone knows that.

        But by current BSA standards a taco is a sandwitch. So it checks out.

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    What do we call it if it is also cut and filled in the conventional bagel plane?

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      xandwich

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        I like the way you think. That also leaves open the possibly of the yandwich, which is cut into three equal segments in the same way as the opening post, and the xyandwich when you combine the x and y options.

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          Tesserwich is a possibility if you start fucking around in the Fourth dimension.

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            I’ve been trying to work out if, by cutting a helix around the bagel, you can create a mobius type sandwich with two, interlinked parts.

            Moving in to higher dimensional bagel cutting is probably the sort of thing you can really make one’s brain hurt.

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              I think a Mobius bagel would be a SCP artifact. In before it’s actually cataloged and numbered.

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          Not a Δandwich?

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            Now I’m just getting hungry.

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        The right answer.

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        Not an xorwich?

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          An xorwich would be crosscut, or ripped, but not both.

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      Sandwich cut in half

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        I realise that you are correct, but which way is the sandwich, and which way is the cut? It’s filled on both planes.

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    Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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    Goodbye horseshoe theory hello half-bagel theory.

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      The theory of a donut shaped galaxy is genius. I stole it from Homer Simpson.

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    https://cuberule.com/

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      According to that, I think OP would have a sandwich.

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