ACWORTH, GA—In an effort to prepare for a “devastating” outcome, terrified conservative Clayton Hawkins told reporters Wednesday that he was planning to move to 1930s Austria if Donald Trump lost the presidential election. “I swear to god, if Kamala Harris wins in November, you can bet I’m getting a one-way ticket to…
TBF to Osterreich, in their native tongue it’s a different large flightless bird whose name they’ve stolen.
Yeah, it should really be called the Eastern Kingdoms in English.