• @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        Water is a chemical. It is composed DihydrogenOxyde, which is a very polar molecule, allowing it to dissolve a huge number of other chemicals. Anyway, I’m sure it’s dangerous and they can only add soda flavoring to it in order to reduce its effects on thirst.

        It is well documented that every person alive today will die just hours from drinking this chemical. And as you know, everyone who has ever lived died hours or days after the consumption of water. There are only few chemicals more potent that can claim such numbers. One of them is Argon.

        • @TheOakTree@lemm.ee
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          34 months ago

          Studies show that 100% of serial killers have Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) in their bodies while committing murder!

          • @werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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            34 months ago

            Don’t you find it weird looking at all the moms at the park, with their kids, all of them consuming DHMO? Yeah. In plain light of day. And the police don’t care, they drink it too!