Alright butt-nuggets, listen up and listen good, a real man is talking. I know there have been a lotta laughs up to this point, but the mockery stops here. My name is Andrew Corliss, I’m twenty-seven years old, and my Mom says you’re not allowed to make fun of me for being a libertarian anymore.
Don’t know what Jesus he’s talking about, the only Jesus I know is Supply-Side Jesus who preaches that greed is good and mega-church ministers need private jets