• @frog_brawler@lemmy.world
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    424 months ago

    I’m sure CrowdStrike is absolutely prepared to admit they fucked up. What’s the point of this?

    Will we be bringing in every CTO/CIO that decided to implement CrowdStrike for a congressional hearing as well?

    How about every CEO or board member that voted to hire the CTO that decided to implement CrowdStrike…?

    • Flying Squid
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      224 months ago

      There is no point. They drag the social media CEOs in front of congress regularly, give them a stern talking-to, and then it’s back to business as usual.

      • @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        34 months ago

        The social media ones are usually the equivalent of the this meme, with congress being trump. Hell, basically anything involving technology from this century is the same scenario.

        • Flying Squid
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          24 months ago

          I think it’s anything involving wealth. They do it with the oil companies too. Bring them in, tell them what naughty boys they’ve been and let them go on with it.

          • @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            24 months ago

            I moreso meant the confused face of “what are you even asking me? That question doesn’t make sense!” For anything tech 😅

    • @fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works
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      144 months ago

      Two things come to mind:

      1. Do we need compliance regulations on minimum testing infrastructure etc for kernel-level development so that dangerous bugs can’t be mistakenly released?

      2. Kurtz has a history of this calibre of issue under their leadership (both at CrowdStrike and at McAfee); why does this keep happening under their leadership and what can we learn to instruct other orgs not to make the same mistakes (e.g. via CISA directives)?

    • @aaaaace@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      24 months ago

      I’d like to see a televised paddling. Pants down bend over closeup shot of face, let go of ankkes and another whack.

      Be far more effective than fines.