• @moody
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    294 months ago

    Mr Trump, who is 6ft 3in tall.

    Yes, I am also much taller than my real height.

    • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      134 months ago

      Did you notice how when he was being shot at, the first thing he said was “let me get my shoes”? He’s such a diva that if anyone had a chance to see his real height or snag one of his pumps, he’d be devastated.

      • FiveOP
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        54 months ago

        Thank you! To me his first words after being shot were much more iconic than even that fist-flag-photo.

        • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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          4 months ago

          “Wait Mr. Secret Service Man, I can’t go anywhere without my slutty little heels.”

          - Donald Trump, paraphrased, immediately following an assassination attempt