So the tailor doesn’t touch your penis when they’re measuring you

  • @Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    14 months ago

    it doesn’t even take that much. I sit forward enough to not be shitting on the seat, but still get front contact if I don’t push it up or down depending if I need to piss or not. and that’s the low end of the average. ban all small toilets!

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      14 months ago

      I’d heard people talking about this before and I was like “WTF? How big are these guys?”. But I had only ever had those really deep, oblong toilets. We moved into a house with standard toilets a few months ago and I was like “ooooh. Yeah, this sucks!”.