• @NineMileTower@lemmy.world
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    94 months ago

    Yeah, and he’s the only presidential candidate in this election, or ANY election for that matter, who has put even the slightest thought into my safety when it comes to electric boats vs. sharks. You can’t say that about Bernie, Hillary, Biden, Obama, or even James “Boatman Jim” Garfield.

    • mozz
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      74 months ago

      Dude

      You need to have some sort of award for this 😃

      Ignore the haters, you’re doing the lord’s work son

      • @NineMileTower@lemmy.world
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        74 months ago

        It’s on account of how smart Trump’s genes are. Did you know his uncle went to MIT? Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if he were a liberal, if, like, OK, if he ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say he’s one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why he always starts off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know he has to give his like credentials all the time, because he’s a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers him — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; his uncle explained that to him many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, he would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.

        • @Nightwingdragon@lemmy.world
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          74 months ago

          OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know,

          Wharton must really hate the fact that Donald Trump keeps sullying their reputation by reminding people that he graduated from there.

    • @MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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      24 months ago

      Yeah, and he’s the only presidential candidate in this election, or ANY election for that matter, who has put even the slightest thought into my safety when it comes to electric boats vs. sharks.

      When nobody else got me, I know Electroboom got me.