I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

  • Subverb
    5•5 months ago

    I have a bidet with the functions he mentions other than auto flush as it installs on a standard American toilet. You scoff, but profiles probably are a thing.

    Mine has a remote that probably does what his app does. It controls:

    • Start/Stop
    • Water temperature
    • Seat temperature
    • Water pressure
    • Angle of nozzle
    • Oscillator
    • Turbo mode
    • Air dryer
    • Deodorizer
    • Children’s mode
    • Women’s hygiene mode
    • Default run duration timer setting
    • Power save mode
    • kreekybonez
      1•5 months ago

      I promise there’s no scoffing here! I love my analog bidet, and am always on the lookout for an upgrade, if the price is right. Especially if it can be fitted to a standard american toilet.

      Happily taking recommendations, if you have any. The features you listed sound refreshing, relaxing, and somewhat intimidating. Which, to be clear, I’m into.