I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

  • You touch your bare shit covered ass?

    Yes, absolutely, and then I proceed to wash my hands because I’m not a Neanderthal

    it might look and sound barbaric but it feels amazibg

    • @BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one
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      6 months ago

      I’m only kidding about the barbarism; any use of any bidet elevates people above others. You are likely sophisticated, intelligent and attractive for simply removing the chance of “swamp ass” completely out of the equation, regardless of your methods.

      • @Bahalex@lemmy.world
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        36 months ago

        I’ve got a menthol minty butt soap. For the small price of washing myself I get a refreshing, lingering blast of arctic freshness on those hot ‘n humid downstairs jungle days. It may still get swampy, but for a few extra moments- it’s glorious.