• @PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    -15 months ago

    Girl: even on our dates

    2A bro: did you think I was gonna mug you? Why would I wait?

    Girl: got it

    That better?

    Though it makes it even less believable. Most dads I know that might do that have daughters that would appreciate it lol