MacN'Cheezus to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish • edit-25 months agoYou've heard of dishwasher salmon, now get ready for...lemmy.todayimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1246arrow-down18
arrow-up1238arrow-down1imageYou've heard of dishwasher salmon, now get ready for...lemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish • edit-25 months agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareNougatlinkfedilink16•5 months agoIf you make hummus in a mailbox, and eat it later, you are eating it posthummusly.
minus-square@verity_kindle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish9•5 months agoI pelt you with chickpeas.
minus-squareNougatlinkfedilink4•5 months agoOf course, you know the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea.
minus-square@rebelsimile@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish3•5 months agoI’ve never had a naked Garbanzo bean in my mailbox while on the run from a police dog and high on meth
If you make hummus in a mailbox, and eat it later, you are eating it posthummusly.
I pelt you with chickpeas.
Of course, you know the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea.
I’ve never had a naked Garbanzo bean in my mailbox while on the run from a police dog and high on meth