Start ups when that VC funding kicks in

@ZeroCool@vger.social · 5 months ago

@pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 months ago

ice hockey > stick hockey

@TachyonTele@lemm.ee · edit-2 5 months ago

Air hockey > sex with office dogs

@FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar

Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable

@JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 5 months ago

Depends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That’s a tough call.

@TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

Diddle a doodle a day, keeps the…

Hold on, someone’s at my door. Brb

@TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

How do you know? You’re disgusting!

@FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog

@TachyonTele@lemm.ee · edit-2 5 months ago

I don’t know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment… Hmmm

@FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

Well I love my dog but not like that

Nasty

@TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 5 months ago

I’m just kidding with ya. Oh well

@FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · edit-2 5 months ago

I am too dumb to people

Just one of those days