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minus-square@ImplyingImplications@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish33•7 months agoThat’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.
minus-square@kibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish19•7 months agoCardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%. Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
minus-square@msage@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglish2•7 months agoHow in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
minus-square@Plopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish9•7 months agoThat’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
That’s it. From now on no more making turbines out of cardboard.
How about cardboard derivatives?
Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.
Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
Like drink straws?
That’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
A SERIES Of TUBES!