NEW YORK—In the wake of the landmark trial that made him the first person to both serve as president of the United States and be convicted of a felony, the entire nation reportedly shrugged Thursday after hearing about the 34 guilty charges for Donald J. Trump and then unpaused the most recent episode of MILF Manor.…
I’m not shrugging, but that’s partly because I fell and wrecked my shoulder last week
Also, and mostly, because I’m celebrating