• @Fallenwout@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Imagine hitting a dent in that bulge. Metal doesn’t dent back out, I’ll be a struggle to walk or strip your armor while it is crushed the entire time.

    It is today’s equivalent to catching it between your zipper.

    • @AlolanYoda@mander.xyz
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      466 months ago

      Easy. Just get an erection to force the metal back out.

      I can’t wait to find this comment in my history after having forgotten the context.

    • HonkyTonkWoman
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      16 months ago

      …and now all I can think about is Warren, from There’s Something About Mary, chasing an armored knight Ted around yelling, “BANGERS & MASH!!! BANGERS AND MASH!”

    • @Peter1986C
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      16 months ago

      Cod pieces are like toques. There is no flesh in there.