• @heartpatcher@lemmy.world
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    96 months ago

    I threw a dice and got:

    • your left pocket is constantly full of coarse sand
    • chocolate has all the vitamins and minerals you need to live
    • grass points to you
    • teleport to the closest beach at any time
    • Buglefingers
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      16 months ago

      I accept all these magical abilities. Time to be a beach bum that thrives on chocolate and chocolate alone!

      Actually, could my pocket make a new beach!?!?