oleorunM to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish • 7 months agoIndiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwicheswww.wishtv.comexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down11file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.world
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minus-square@conditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish6•7 months agoDoctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
minus-square@conditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-27 months agoAlso worth noting that under this rationale: Cannibals see people as food You are a people, and therefore food (terms and conditions apply) When you eat bread, it is in contact with you When you eat a sandwich, you become a sandwich
minus-square@Akasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglish3•7 months agoYour username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
minus-square@Fermion@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglish5•7 months agoSo a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
minus-square@conditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish7•7 months agoYes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
minus-square@DoYouNot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•7 months agoIs a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?
minus-square@conditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish3•7 months agoStructure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread. E.g. A baguette is a sandwich
minus-squareStepos VenznylinkfedilinkEnglish2•7 months agoSo my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
minus-square@conditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish6•edit-27 months agoThe judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.
Doctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
Is cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?
Yes, next question
Also worth noting that under this rationale:
Your username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
So a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
Yes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
Gawd, that sounds good right now…
Is a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?
Structure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread.
E.g. A baguette is a sandwich
So my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
The judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.