• @dumpsterlid@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Alright buddy so you want to burn it down and cause utter chaos just cause you don’t like how things are going?

    Well, when you put it that way it actually sounds a lot like the US military/government! You too should be friends!

    …or are you only interested in blowing up pipelines in rich countries where the correct oil companies and defense contractors already own everything and are making money hand over fist?

    If so would you hurt the soul of America like that? It would be like burning down Fenway or smashing the liberty bell to bits. Those poor executives would have to go home to their families and explain through tears and sobs that the halcyon days of shitting on the future of humanity for the next 15,000 years are over, and that consequences for the ruling class have officially arrived.

    shudders what an awful thought!

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        7 months ago
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