- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion@lemmy.world
Those poor anacondas didn’t want none. Oh, and if you’re smuggling snakes, maybe leave the machete at home?
Those poor anacondas didn’t want none. Oh, and if you’re smuggling snakes, maybe leave the machete at home?
“Hey baby, I’ve got a snake in my pants just for you. Ouch ouch it bit me fuck you snake! Ouch! … No I’m not trying to flirt with you, there’s literally a snake please help me”