• @Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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      118 months ago

      Meh, Elvis went to the house, was even deputized or some shit.

      And he was dumber than a Kardashian, if that’s possible…

      • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        78 months ago

        And he was dumber than a Kardashian, if that’s possible…

        Even if that was true, he had more talent and charisma than the entire Kardashian/Jenner clan combined in his gyrating hips alone.

        • prole
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          108 months ago

          Ok, but is that relevant here? How many non-violent drug offenders did Elvis get out of prison? Oh right, he did the opposite. They gave him a fucking badge and he was a fucking narc

    • Melkath
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      108 months ago

      The one where we kept voting for the lesser evil instead of flipping the Monopoly board.