@Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 months agoLet π = 5files.catbox.moeimagemessage-square130fedilinkarrow-up1832arrow-down117cross-posted to: science_memes@mander.xyz
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minus-squareGladiusBlinkfedilink3•7 months agoI need a new maitre’d for a restaurant I am opening. How busy are you?
minus-square@ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilink1•7 months agoNot very, but I’ll require lots of pay.
minus-square@ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilink3•7 months agoIll take it! I’ll give you the hardest 30 minutes I’ve worked in my life, and then retire.
minus-squareGladiusBlinkfedilink2•7 months agoSo you do know how to act like a decent human. Damn. Well the restaurant closed. I guess you can just be nice for your own esteem now.
minus-square@ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilink1•7 months agoNope. I had sold my house to move and told the kids already. Now I’m jaded I just lost out on 30 mill and we’re homeless. I’ll be an ass forever, now.
I need a new maitre’d for a restaurant I am opening. How busy are you?
Not very, but I’ll require lots of pay.
How does 1 million a minute sound?
Ill take it!
I’ll give you the hardest 30 minutes I’ve worked in my life, and then retire.
So you do know how to act like a decent human. Damn. Well the restaurant closed. I guess you can just be nice for your own esteem now.
Nope. I had sold my house to move and told the kids already. Now I’m jaded I just lost out on 30 mill and we’re homeless. I’ll be an ass forever, now.
Well you were before. So the fam should be used to it.