“No one who works here at CapitalOne would ever tip this much so we just wanted to double-check you were of sound mind when you did this! :)”

  • Panda (he/him)
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    3 months ago

    OP wants to be sucked off for tipping 34%.

    Comment section wants to be performative in hopes of also getting sucked off.

    Welcome to lemmy.world!

    edit: kill me

    • Ada
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      283 months ago

      Welcome to lemmy.world!

      Neither the OP, this community, you or the person you are replying to are on lemmy.world.

      • Panda (he/him)
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        33 months ago

        Welp, I’ve brought great shame onto my instance, so I must now commit Japanese ritual suicide. Sayonara, everybody!