• 100_kg_90_de_belin
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    618 months ago

    If someone were willing to pay for pics of my ballsack and I made a lot more selling those pics than I make teaching in high school I would still miss my less-paying job

      • @tooclose104@lemmy.ca
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        58 months ago

        If it’s that pictures of my ball sack will earn me more than my current job, I’ll need to go back in time and tell me how sooner!

        • ✺roguetrick✺
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          38 months ago

          Well what sort of talents does your ball sack have? I bet you’d make some money on Lemmy if you could document your ballsack installing arch on a computer it built.

        • Joe Cool
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          28 months ago

          Didn’t work out for Randy in South Park either…

        • Ann Archy
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          8 months ago

          It will make you money in "addition* to your current job.

          Unless they find out and shame you for your filthy immorality, because the economy will not stand for unnatural acts like sex or the human body. Well, apart from advertising its products, at least.

      • Ann Archy
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        18 months ago

        Wait, gay onlyfans pays bucks?

        Do they pay extra for non-gays doing gay stuff? I’d do gay non-gay stuff for money. It’s just dicks, oh no, so what if it gets stuck up my ass. I tried that as a kid, it’s not impossible!