@Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 8 months agoWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?message-square64fedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down129file-text
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?@Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 8 months agomessage-square64fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@rustyfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink78•8 months agoSleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
minus-square@tetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilink14•8 months agoShe’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
This is some next-level chaos.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
And bits of dried pizza cheese.