• @ITeeTechMonkey@lemmy.world
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    1910 months ago

    Governor Abbot has made an official statement on the wildfires, “This unprecedented wildfire was exacerbated by green technology, specifically those GOD DAMN WINDMILLS!”

    • @odium@programming.dev
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      710 months ago

      As someone who has made campfires, I can confirm that blowing on a fire gives it oxgen and makes it bigger. Goshdarn windmills blowing on the whole State as part of the librahl agenda to make wildfires around north America.

    • BruceTwarzen
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      110 months ago

      How do they always spin it like that? The obvious answer for these jesus freaks should be that god really hates texas and wants to scorch it.