Global Order of Satan became aware today that the Daily Star newspaper have run a front page story in which ex-Boyzone member Shane Lynch claims Taylor Swift is a Satanist.
We have a long-standing policy of not confirming or denying rumours about our membership but we’d suggest that Mr Lynch Needs To Calm Down and stop creating Bad Blood. Even if she weren’t our Anti-Hero, we’d still think she needs to Shake Him Off because We Knew He Was Trouble.
As stated, we don’t usually comment on membership applications, but We Wish You Would.
Long story short: an irrelevant member of an irrelevant Irish boyband popular some decades ago became a born again christian. He has made the news by claiming Taylor Swift is a Satanist who performs Satanic rituals at her gigs.
So basically he’s an attention whore who’s trying to exploit her fame rather than do anything worthwhile himself
Sounds like his whole career, really
You think someone else would have noticed…
Though I’ve been to see ghost live a few times (they call their concerts “rituals”) and it really is a blast.