• BeardedSingleMalt
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    • All the workers have forearm tattoos

    • At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer

    • Bacon is $4 extra

    • The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl

    • Nakedmole
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      10 months ago

      Also:

      • The waiter has a twirled moustache and wears a mesh shirt combined with a bowler hat
      • The $4 extra bacon is burned to charcoal strips
      • Khrux
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        10 months ago

        God I wish my wish waiter wore a mesh shirt, where the hell is this?

        • Nakedmole
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          410 months ago

          In a place where touching the waiters is not included, sorry ;)

    • Nfamwap
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      1710 months ago

      Drinks are served in jars, and your fries, well, you get 8 fries in a rusty old can.

    • Captain Aggravated
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      1510 months ago

      The place is being run by 3 bearded lumbersexuals in flannel and ball caps having the time of their lives and a chick in overalls and her hair in a bandanna who could not be more over it.

    • Altima NEO
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      510 months ago

      Also the heat is cranked up uncomfortably high. The air is muggy. The whole place smells of onion.

    • @xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world
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      310 months ago

      The sound is provided entirely by a neglected Technics 1200 that nobody knows how to adjust accept the barback that only works on Wednesdays and Fridays.

    • @psmgx@lemmy.world
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      210 months ago

      At this point pretty much all BOH staff in any resto are packing tons of tats. Probably easier to count the ones who don’t