@psychothumbs@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months agoThat Electric Toothbrush Botnet Story Is Totally Fakegizmodo.comexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1288arrow-down110cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up1278arrow-down1external-linkThat Electric Toothbrush Botnet Story Is Totally Fakegizmodo.com@psychothumbs@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square26fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-square@Blisterexe@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglish20•8 months agoSounds like a comment the smart washing machines would make to distract us
minus-squarethemeatbridgelinkfedilinkEnglish14•8 months agoMeanwhile, your smart thermostat is getting tactical updates from your sous vide circulator.
minus-squareWolfdadCigarette@threads.netlinkfedilinkEnglish6•8 months agoThe union of wifi enabled butt plugs provide your current location and temperature.
minus-square@MojoMcJojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•8 months agoThen the toothbrush, washing machine, thermostat, sous vide circulator, and butt plug start a podcast, “Plugged In”
minus-squareThassodarlinkfedilinkEnglish2•8 months agoHmmm there wasn’t an episode last week, internet must have been down.
Sounds like a comment the smart washing machines would make to distract us
Meanwhile, your smart thermostat is getting tactical updates from your sous vide circulator.
The union of wifi enabled butt plugs provide your current location and temperature.
Then the toothbrush, washing machine, thermostat, sous vide circulator, and butt plug start a podcast, “Plugged In”
Hmmm there wasn’t an episode last week, internet must have been down.