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minus-square@spongebue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink53•11 months agoI call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is (“what’s the word, little bird?”)
minus-squareFat Tonylinkfedilink57•edit-211 months agoI’m thinking more like: “I want a divorce, charley horse.”
minus-square@thefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilink14•11 months ago“Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass.”
minus-square@hansl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink25•11 months agoBird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.
I call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is (“what’s the word, little bird?”)
Does she respond “how now brown cow?”
I’m thinking more like: “I want a divorce, charley horse.”
“Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass.”
Imma gonna eat ya, Tony pizza.
Oooh she’ll like that one!
I’m gonna eat you out, my little trout.
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Bird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.
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