• @Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    1455 months ago

    any bill around internet monitoring and censorship : saving the precious children from horrible paedophiles act of 20xx

    any bill for actually taking care of the physical and intellectual well being of children : bill 50906-3

    • PugJesus
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      775 months ago

      “Wow, you want to FEED kids to keep them in good health? I’d rather spy on everyone in the hopes of catching someone under 18 accessing 18+ material. That’s where REAL good health comes from.”

      • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        275 months ago

        They care about their SPIRITUAL health. Physical health doesn’t matter compared to an eternity of hellfire, you heathen.

        • PugJesus
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          135 months ago

          Oh God, I’m having flashbacks to growing up in an evangelical community

          • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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            35 months ago

            You’re saying that once we figure out how to baptize unborn babies, abortion is back on the menu?

            OK that was a joke but I’m curious how the more radical Christian groups would react to that. Like you can basically guarantee a soul an instant ticket to heaven, why wouldn’t you? Though I guess you’d have to find whichever group actually genuinely believes the spiritual war stuff instead of using it as a cover for a demographic war.