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minus-square@noseatbelt@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish222•5 months agoCovid just made us all realise we know a lot more people than we thought we did who would hide a zombie bite.
minus-square@kromem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish152•5 months agoMore like we know a lot more people that would have zombie bite parties because they “trust their immune system” and simultaneously don’t believe in the zombie hoax.
minus-squarecheesymoonshadowlinkEnglish61•5 months agoAlso there are people who will intentionally smear their zombie bite juice on you because ain’t nobody gonna trample on their freedom.
minus-square@GhostFence@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•5 months agoKiss that damned zombie you coward. LIVE WITHOUT FEA—BRAAAAAAAINS
minus-square@x4740N@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish13•5 months agoExplains how zombie apocalypse movies happen
minus-square@bane_killgrind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish6•5 months agoNadine isn’t a zombie, she just likes biting! Don’t you dare kink shame her!!!
minus-squareCazRaXlinkfedilinkEnglish20•5 months agoYou didn’t know that already? The cute to a zombie bite is a bullet to the head and no one wants to be shot.
minus-square@stoly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish17•5 months agoAnd yell at you for asking if they have ever been bitten.
minus-square@GhostFence@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•5 months agoFunny, I was saying this for decades about zombie bites. I was such a downer pessimist. Now after COVID hit my family has rebranded me a realist.
Covid just made us all realise we know a lot more people than we thought we did who would hide a zombie bite.
More like we know a lot more people that would have zombie bite parties because they “trust their immune system” and simultaneously don’t believe in the zombie hoax.
Also there are people who will intentionally smear their zombie bite juice on you because ain’t nobody gonna trample on their freedom.
Kiss that damned zombie you coward. LIVE WITHOUT FEA—BRAAAAAAAINS
Explains how zombie apocalypse movies happen
Nadine isn’t a zombie, she just likes biting! Don’t you dare kink shame her!!!
You didn’t know that already? The cute to a zombie bite is a bullet to the head and no one wants to be shot.
And yell at you for asking if they have ever been bitten.
This is a great comment
Funny, I was saying this for decades about zombie bites. I was such a downer pessimist. Now after COVID hit my family has rebranded me a realist.