• @Godric@lemmy.world
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    510 months ago

    Dude literally just find more dead squirrels for avocado toast money, it’s that simple

    • @theneverfox@pawb.social
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      310 months ago

      No, you don’t understand the problem with avocado toast. You see, bread is a great source of carbs, and combined with the rind of the avocado, the scraps are a super food that leaves squirrels full of energy and with a thick coat that makes them neigh immortal

      When’s the last time you saw a dead squirrel ripe for the picking? It was free money