@silence7@slrpnk.net to United States | News & Politics@lemmy.mlEnglish • 9 months agoLong Island Midwife Gave Pellets Instead of Vaccines to 1,500 Childrenwww.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1182arrow-down14
arrow-up1178arrow-down1external-linkLong Island Midwife Gave Pellets Instead of Vaccines to 1,500 Childrenwww.nytimes.com@silence7@slrpnk.net to United States | News & Politics@lemmy.mlEnglish • 9 months agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareJessicalinkfedilinkEnglish33•9 months agoNo no no. You see, those parents were looking for a more natural way to protect their children, rather than things that work.
minus-squarewaldenlinkfedilink28•9 months agoParent: hi can you just sign off that you vaxxed my kid and I’ll pay you? Midwife: Yes, but only if they take my magic pill. Parent: Sounds weird, but ok.
No no no. You see, those parents were looking for a more natural way to protect their children, rather than things that work.
Parent: hi can you just sign off that you vaxxed my kid and I’ll pay you?
Midwife: Yes, but only if they take my magic pill.
Parent: Sounds weird, but ok.
Kid: wait what